Quote for the day.....

Essem

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#41
"He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news."

(Thought I'd throw a few more in now as I'll be in Bulgaria next week)
 

Kymbers

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#42
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects
 

Essem

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#43
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
 

Trulymadlydeeply

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#44
"An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit"
 

Trulymadlydeeply

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#45
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 3o years of his life....
 

Essem

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#46
'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.'
 

Trulymadlydeeply

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#47
"If you want the rainbow, you've got to put up with a little rain"
 

Essem

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#48
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
 

arabchique

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#49
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
Don't think any man will EVER know how TRUE this statement is ... lol

Thanks Essem ... you really made me laugh ... my colleagues are giving me funny looks now :eek:
 

Essem

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#50
"Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.."
 

Essem

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#51
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
 

arabchique

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#52
Essem ... there is no end to your wisdom ... or great sayings!!!! Hehehe :D

I have one on every wall now ... lol
 

Jasmine

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#53
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
I have friends round at the moment....and they are giving me strange looks cos i am laughing and saying "so true"...:eek:

Essem....Keep them coming we all enjoy your sayings...
xxx
 

Essem

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#54
"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."
 

Essem

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#55
"It is better to be beautiful than to be good. But... it is better to be good than to be ugly."
 

Essem

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#57
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
 

Essem

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#58
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
 

Trulymadlydeeply

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#59
ha ha ha ha ha ha :~) brilliant!
 

Essem

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#60
To all going on holiday in the next few weeks..

“A good holiday is one spent among people whose notions of time are vaguer than yours.”
 
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